Just open your asshole as wide as possible, so that it doesn't realize it's out yet and slithers up your ass and into your colon.
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Me on weed in bathroom
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Poop on the carpet like a dog, don't ever give those snakes a chance.
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I am more concerned of the snake that I leave behind ... whether it will flush or should I get the machete.
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That shit is only mostly a problem for Australians.
15/09/22
No constipation and it only takes 1 or 2 wipes, tops. That's how good this thing works.
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