Imagine he comes back. it would be like putting poo back in your arse.

Boris Johnson has escaped from Elba and landed in Cornwall. He's marching on London. (historical joke for nerds)

11:28 21/Oct

YouGov says no

11:28 21/Oct

This is Paavo Väyrynen asking for PM position..

11:28 21/Oct

next dump Biden

11:28 21/Oct

Anything other than a General Election is gonna feel like moving deck chairs around on the Totanic

11:28 21/Oct

The lettuce won

11:28 21/Oct

He did it on purpose... backing a libertarian during a economic crisis. This mad lad is a secretly genius.

11:30 21/Oct

Seems like she had…. Less Trust….

11:38 21/Oct