Both good options for the OP.
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Option A as it doesn't specify whether I have to wear pants or not.
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If you find yourself in this predicament, you deserve one of those.
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I got a feeling that this decision is not really about the pie, is it now?
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OP doesn’t like pies
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Do you wanna taste a dick or pie?
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B. The only option
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