17/09/22
FFS, use a bum gun. Way better than paper and doesn't hurt your ass.
17/09/22
Wash it or use your fingers, like muslims
17/09/22
4th? Those are rookie numbers...
17/09/22
I don't have such weakness.
17/09/22
same as when you’re on your fourth wank of the day
17/09/22
Glad I'm not the only one! Had to use petroleum jelly to help reduce pain and chafing.
17/09/22
Try living with IBD, even water feels like sandpaper
17/09/22
"When you having a discret night snack and you dropped the fork"
17/09/22
Use water and wet wipes. We're in 2022, not fucking medieval times.
17/09/22
ther reason we have water and left hand you wiping ass idiot..
17/09/22
Monday after a snack fest weekend
17/09/22
Get a bidet
17/09/22
Why are bidets not a thing in most of europe?
17/09/22
Taco bell wants to know your location
17/09/22
Isn't a healthy bowel movement only once a day? Maybe you are eating too much?
17/09/22
You guys are taking 4 crass a day and you don't finish it off with a wipe to make sure you don't have Doogie in your crack?
17/09/22
I'm there right now
17/09/22
Lol we’re using water over here. Clean as hell
17/09/22