And then you found out you won the lottery, and the flight attendant starts giving you a blowjob.
04/10/22
Last friday there was a kid sitting right behind me in a 3 hour flight, crying the freaking entire ride. The moment we landed the little hellcrawler stopped crying and started laughing.
04/10/22
And then a shitty baby starts crying two seats down and a brat fusses and kicks your chair
04/10/22
Not the best start of a paratrooper operation...
04/10/22
Had that happen to me during a 12h flight last week. Been happy since then.
04/10/22
Time to whip it out and enjoy some quality time alone.
04/10/22
As I am sitting at the window, I am expecting it to be empty next to me. There is not enough space between me and the airplane window...
04/10/22
I had 5 seats all to myself on a flight from Japan to Thailand once. Slept like baby all the way. I think my getting lucky with airplane seats career has peaked.
04/10/22
First flight to Singapore was so empty, everyone was laying down on the middle isles.
04/10/22