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04:21 20/Apr
Chuck Norris can run 100 meters in 2 seconds because he knows a shorter route.
04:21 20/Apr
Chuck Norris is always donating blood to Red Cross.... it’s just never his own
04:21 20/Apr
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed ten people, then the grenade exploded
04:21 20/Apr
If you have $5 & Chuck Norris has $5, he has more money than you.
04:21 20/Apr
I once played a game of connect 4 with Chuck Norris, he beat me in 3 moves...... Then he roundhouse kicked me
04:21 20/Apr
Chuck Norris has been dead for 10 years, but Death is too scared to tell him.
04:21 20/Apr
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.
04:21 20/Apr
I suppose Chuck Norris drove his mum to hospital to care for the injuries sustained, while he crawled out of her vajayjay.
04:21 20/Apr
Chuck Norris once shot down a German Fighther plane with his finger by yelling: 'Bang'
04:21 20/Apr
What is this? Are we back to Chuck Norris jokes? I love this community
04:21 20/Apr
Chuck Norris doesn’t do a push up, he pushes the earth down.
04:21 20/Apr
Chuck Norris has counted to infinite Twice already
04:21 20/Apr
Chuck Norris dont have to say "no homo" after sucking a dick.
04:21 20/Apr
Chuck Norris never brings home the bacon, the bacon comes home to him.
04:22 20/Apr
haaaa
04:22 20/Apr
Hahahahaha
04:23 20/Apr
Chuck Norris is a wrinkled old bitch.
04:31 20/Apr